Monthly Archives: February 2009

at least i don’t look like Joaquin Phoenix…

okay, so, here’s the thing. i have good hair. don’t try to tell me that i don’t because i will cut you. but just because i have good hair doesn’t mean that it and i don’t have a somewhat sordid history… like the years i rocked the crooked bang… and…

if only she lived closer to me…

it’s no secret that i totally girl-crush all over Kristin from Camels and Chocolate. i couldn’t even tell you how we found each other…Working Closet, maybe? She and i share a love of good grammar and How I Met Your Mother and everything pumpkin flavored. and we even got to…

because i like to live vicariously. and clearly, i like to destroy things too.

Jack and Ilana start their kitchen renovations today. (sigh. *LE ENVY*) This has been a months-long exercise in “keep your fucking pie-hole shut, ali!” oh, hello, are you new here? well, here’s something you may not know. I can haz opinions. lots of them. ( i even have opinions about…