December 9 04

[courtesy of wienerphilharmonic]

  1. From Jack Handy (paraphrasing)

    “I told my nephew I would take him to Disneyland. Instead I took him to a burned down farmhouse and said, ‘Oh no – Disneyland burned down!’ He cried and cried. I was going to take him to the real Disneyland, but it was getting late.”

    “My nephew asked me why it was raining. I told him, ‘Because God is crying’. He asked, ‘Why is God crying?’. I said, ‘Probably because of something you did.'”

    Comment by Sean on December 9, 2004

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