From Jack Handy (paraphrasing)

“I told my nephew I would take him to Disneyland. Instead I took him to a burned down farmhouse and said, ‘Oh no – Disneyland burned down!’ He cried and cried. I was going to take him to the real Disneyland, but it was getting late.”

“My nephew asked me why it was raining. I told him, ‘Because God is crying’. He asked, ‘Why is God crying?’. I said, ‘Probably because of something you did.'”