October 14 04

When you go shoe shopping, and you are wearing a short skirt, wear underwear.

I went to nine west yesterday. Yes, sometimes I like to try on shoes with no intention of buying them. I just like to look at them on my feet.

So, i was trying on a gorgeous pair of shoes and i noticed that the 16-year-old pimply salesman was getting too good of a look. Then i realized. no underwear. shit. Peep show city.

  1. Im speechless… :O

    Comment by adrock2xander on October 14, 2004
  2. Here’s another tip. Don’t go back to that store for a long while because that kid is definitely going to remember you.

    On the other hand, you’ll have the guys in the store fighting over who gets to help you with your shoes. That might be a plus.

    Comment by Sean on October 14, 2004
  3. Is it really so bad to know that you are perhaps now a life long fantasy of the innocent employee? Is this not analogous to wearing a low cut shirt and leaning forward as he slides on your shoe with an eager excitement?
    Life is about the unforgettable moments, and you have given someone one.

    Comment by moxie on October 20, 2004

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