July 23 07

thing #1:

“mommy! mommy! i awake. and i flyin’ mommy? you dere mommy? i flyin’ i flyin!”

so, i went into her room. she wasn’t kidding. there she was on, on her stomach, with both her legs and her arms waving in the air. she was flyin’ (damnit to hell…where was my camera when i needed it?!)

thing #2:

while giving Emily a bath yesterday.

“…tell me princess now when did you last let your heart decide. asshole new world!” followed by a bunch of giggles.

“excuse me? what did you just say?”

“what? you say it all the time!”

“no i don’t!” at least not in the context of a disney song. give me a little credit!

thing #3:

while hanging out with two of my GUY friends.

“Jessica Biel is not hot.”


“i would totally sleep with Fergie. i think she’s hot.”

what? seriously?


jessica biel has THE hottest body on the planet. and an ass i would die for. (Tova and i saw Chuck and Larry last night. we both concur. she was smokin’ hot) and Fergie has a face only a mother could love.

i have completely lost faith in my friends.

now, if you’ll excuse me…i’ll be spending the rest of the day licking playing with my new camera. it’s 10 megapixels of picture-taking goodness….ah…bliss.

  1. Sorry, but (As a male) I gotta aggree with your first friend. Jessica Beal… Not my thing…

    Also – Furgie… No thank you.

    Just a bit of insite from (at least) this male mind….

    The Father of Five.

    Comment by The Father of Five on July 23, 2007
  2. Oops.. I meant “Fergie”.

    Comment by The Father of Five on July 23, 2007
  3. I’ve realized that even when i think my son isn’t paying attention to me he still hears every word.
    I know i’m not a guy so maybe my oppion doesn’t count but i’ve never been a big fan of jessica biel and definatley not one of fergie

    Comment by kelley rees on July 23, 2007
  4. Bizarrely enough, my husband has the same opinion about Fergie over Jessica Biel. But what the hell – him liking ugly chicks means LESS WORK FOR ME.

    Comment by Rebecca on July 23, 2007
  5. Fergie has a leather face. Not hot at all!!

    Sweet new camera! Can’t wait to see some of your new pics!

    Comment by sam on July 23, 2007
  6. I think it boils down to Jessica Biel being totally unattainable, even for fantasies, whereas Fergie looks the type to accidentally rip her skirt as she gets in your car, know what I mean?

    And seriously, your kids are frikken hysterical.

    Comment by AndreAnna on July 23, 2007
  7. Anyone who walks out of the theater at the end of Chuck & Larry and wouldn’t trade their first born for 5 minutes with Jessica Biel is by definition not a male.
    Smoking. Hot.

    Comment by GRM on July 23, 2007
  8. Seriously Jessica Biel is banging. Plus, with Fergie, you know she is probably a bad girl, while Jessica looks like a good girl that you can take home to mommy and then convince to go skinny dipping with in the parents back yard.

    Comment by Sparky Duck on July 23, 2007
  9. Jessica is one HOT chick that chuck was hot for…good luck saying that fast 15 times! 🙂

    Comment by Tova on July 23, 2007
  10. Jessica Biel is WAY hotter than Ferg. I don’t even GET why people think Ferg is ‘licious….

    Too bad you didn’t get a pic of Bella flying!!!

    But, getting the new camera makes up for it all!!!!! Congrats!!!!

    Comment by Haley-O on July 23, 2007
  11. Your kids are a riot!
    I get Jessica (Hubster bought the latest issue of GQ and said he didn’t even notice – yah, right!). Fergie’s voice is beautiful but face not so much. Her guy Josh is totally smokin’ tho!

    Comment by Karen on July 23, 2007
  12. “a face only a mother could love” hahaha!

    Comment by Nadine on July 23, 2007
  13. Ok. Let’s just clarify. Jessica Biel is definitely hot. Not sure she is Jessica Alba or Kate Beckinsale hot, but she is hot. Second, I just said I would sleep with Fergie, I wouldn’t run off and start a family with her or anything. I have to say though, that your choice of pictures is pretty biased. You would definitey have to paper bag that face. There are a few more flattering ones out there.

    Comment by Dr. J on July 23, 2007
  14. Asshole new world? I bet no princesses live there.

    And don’t lick your camera – it may make it totally inoperable. Try giving it a nice dry peck on the lens instead. 🙂

    Comment by andi on July 23, 2007
  15. ha ha ha! I love the kid stories.

    And those boys are either crazy or HIGH.

    Comment by aimee/greeblemonkey on July 23, 2007
  16. I totally agree on Fergie being vomit-o-cious. Maybe she could sing a song about THAT. And spell it. For god sakes, people, she’s combatting illiteracy one number-one hit after another!

    Jessica Biel is so hot (for a chick, that is). I wish I looked like her. If I were my husband, I would wish that too. Compared to Biel, Fergie looks like a wax figure with a bad wig.

    Comment by loren on July 24, 2007
  17. I got a girl crush on Jessica after watching The Illusionist. In fact, that’s how I found Haley’s blog. I did a search on google images to see if she really was that hot in real life and it brought me to her blog (with that same pic, which, yes, confirmed she IS that hot in real life..I’d kill to have that ass, too….on me I mean! Wait…still doesn’t sound right…)

    Comment by BlondeBlogger on July 25, 2007
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