here it is, folks.
prepare to laugh.

We are publishing a book with a picture of a chimpanzee in it. unfortunately, because the chimp is standing straight up, his bits are showing in all their glory. and this book is for first-graders. this is not good.

my job today is to figure out if we can digitally neuter el chimpo, or find a replacement photo.

and after looking at 45 photos of chimps standing up, i can conclude one thing. they’ve got nothing to hide.

ew.