So, yesterday, i finished my workout and went to get changed in the locker room. I had to ask a completely naked woman to move so i could get to my locker. In an instant, I realized two very important things about this woman. She was not COMPLETELY naked. she was wearing skin colored pants, that were pulled up to just below her naked breasts and she was clipping her toenails onto the floor.

CLIPPING HER FREAKIN’ TOENAILS, people!

now, i ask you, is there locker room etiquette? an unwritten list of things that are appropriate and things that are so revolting that they should NOT be done in a public place????

well, there should be.