hey jude… (anyone know what movie this is from???? there will be prizes, i promise.)
anyway, since today is the husband’s birthday (happy 32nd, baby) i decided i wouldn’t talk about how i didn’t get to watch a single show last night because he got his beloved xbox back and was online all night playing hockey with his friends. um, yeah, we won’t talk about all the shows i missed….
i guess it was my own fault…i was at haley-o’s until after 10 having a
meeting girls night in with miss haley-o and miss jenn from urbanmoms. it was a great night, actually, except for the cat hair iÃ‚Â came homeÃ‚Â covered in. kidding, of course. we dished about celebrities (holy shit, can you believe that Anna Nicole Smith died??!! and seriously, what on earth are Dakota Fanning’s parents thinking. i mean, the girl is TWELVE.Ã‚Â this rapeÃ‚Â thingÃ‚Â shouldn’t be legal.) we dished about Beth’s post about the little people camel-toe…and we even checked out the monkey’s little people, just to be sure. we dished about the hilarities that come out of my children’s mouths. i’ve got a new one for you today:
husband: Josh, please don’t knee me in the balls, thanks.
emily, giggling: Daddy, what are balls? (giggle, giggle)
husband: they are the things underneath your penis.
josh: no, Daddy, those aren’t balls. they are poisonous beans.
um, what??!! who has been feeding this child his information??!!
oh…and just a head’s up….expect BIG things from urbanmoms, folks. big things! it’s gonna be YUGE! if you aren’t already a member, head on over there and sign up. it’s free. and who doesn’t like free stuff???!
anyway, i got home,Ã‚Â and got all huffy and got into bed. and then i got the call. my sister met Nigel Barker! and she didn’t just meet him, oh no, sheÃ‚Â had a party that he came to. please tell me you know who he is!! america’s next top model?!! can you just die??? i mean, i thought my sister was awesome before…
she called me from the cab on her way home. she knew that i’d appreciate her story. and i soooo did, even if i was jealous as hell. she said he’s super, super tall. and was a little british-sleazy to some of the women there (think Hugh Grant.) i definitely live in the wrong city….