i was going to tell you all about my great weekend…and it really was. one of the best. but instead, my mind is preoccupied by my little devil of a child.
she has this little game she plays. when she comes out of the bath she runs into her room, stands behind her crib and pees on the floor. and then proceeds to laugh at herself like a hyena for about 5 minutes while i clean her and the floor and swear under my breath. hilarious, i know. go ahead, you can laugh now. everyone else does.
her stunt this morning threw me over the edge, however. she was sitting in my bed. my bed. inconspiciously removed her diaper. and peed on my bed. and laughed like an hyena. again.
Now, granted, it’s not like she handed me her poo like some babies that i know…but this leads me to believe that’s she is in control of her bladder. is 17 months too early to toilet train?
because, honestly, the thought of not having any more kids in diapers is a much, much more pleasant thought than months and months of me having to clean my carpets and my sheets.