Dear False Tabloids,
As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don’t know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you’d prefer the latter. I’m really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I’d like them to ask themselves the question, “What am I lying to myself about?” Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren’t making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you’ll remain a false tabloid.
P.S. People magazine is great in my book!”
okay, so does anyone really know what she’s saying here? that she’s not pregnant? she didn’t actually DENY it. is she saying that she’s just fat?
she’s such an eloquent writer, isn’t she?
and for someone who hates tabloids so much, she certainly seems to be caught buying them an awful lot….