~~well, it seems a certain cheeto-eating, barefoot-bathroom-walking new mommy may or may not be pregnant with Kevin Federline’s seed.

~~Mandy Moore and Zach Braff are engaged.

~~Full House’s “how rude” chick is a meth addict, and the world isn’t at all surprised…

~~Brokeback to the Future. brilliant. f%^&ing brilliant.

~~from the separated at birth files:
Jared Leto and the large mutant leprechauns:

Owen Wilson IS Ellen Degeneres:

Ashley Simpson and David Lee Roth: