Isabella, age 7: Emily’s camp is closer to our house than MY camp.
Me: Um, nope, your camp is closer.
Isabella: No. You’re wrong, Mama. You’re just wrong. Like always.Â
Me: Baby girl, your camp is at the community center. You know, where the splash pad is? The one that we walk to all of the time?
Isabella: Well, not *all* of the time.
Me: Right. I guess not all of the time.
Isabella: …
Me: I’m still wrong though, right?
Isabella: OBVIOUSLY.
Me: Obviously.
This seems to be a losing battle these days.
But. I won the jeans battle.
Small victories, yo.
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