July 21 04

1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2.Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4.Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”.

5.Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6.In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors”.

7.Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.”

8.Don’t use any punctuation marks.

9.As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10.Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

11.Specify that your drive-through order is “to go”.

12.Sing along at the opera.

13.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

14.Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

15.Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

16.Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.

17.When the money comes out the ATM, scream “I won! I won! third time this week!!!!!”

18.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

19.Tell your children over dinner. “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

  1. Cute Post!! I do some of these things on a regular basis. Don’t You? As a matter of fact the mail girl at the office told me just today that I was an odd duck. I told her “well good thats how you can distinguish me from all the other ducks”. In all seriousness people in general need to learn how to lighten up a bit.

    Comment by Aaron on July 21, 2004
  2. I can’t say that i’ve actually done any of those things, but i swear that i had to pinch myself so i wouldn’t laugh out loud at work while i was reading them!!

    Comment by Ali on July 22, 2004
  3. #6 last week

    Comment by Giblet on July 22, 2004
  4. Is there some sort of rule about laughing at work? If so then somebody needs to re-evaluate their sanity.

    Comment by Aaron on July 23, 2004
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