September 28 07

It wouldn’t be celebrity gossip with out a little Britney love snark.

yes, yes, we love to hate Britney. or we hate to love her. or we are just plain scared of her these days. but, can we draw attention, for just a moment, to Britney’s left nipple?? and come someone please explain the logistics of this to me? how are Brit Brit’s nipples so contortion-y. i mean, dudes, it’s facing the floor. the floor!

in other surprising news, Tom Cruise is a lunatic. Even Katie Cruise thinks he’s a little bit too glib these days.

Well it seems that everyone’s favorite Elron Hubbard lover (yes, yes, i realize it is L. Ron. was trying to be funny. guess it backfired…) is planning to build a $10 million underground bunker at his Colorado mansion. The reason for this, of course, is in case the evil deposed galactic ruler ‘Xenu’ decides to attack earth.

i’m laughing so hard i’m jumping the couch.



what thinks you? nose job? yes? no? maybe?

okay, i finally figured it out.

the sugar daddy.

the over 50 crush. this really was NOT easy. coming up with ONE. most people say Harrison Ford. Richard Gere. Sean Connery. even Ed Harris (?) not me. they do nothing for me. nothing.

it should come as no surprise to you that this choice has an accent. i love me an accent….mmm….Ewan, Colin, Jude, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Damien Rice (he’s new to my boyfriends. mmm…) ah. *swoon*


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  2. LOL .. nice first comment 🙂

    Damien Rice .. love him!
    Hey .. you didn’t talk about Grey’s season premiere, and also, what do you think about Private Practice .. I cried!

    Britney is a disaster….

    Comment by Sarah on September 28, 2007
  3. Yeah, that nipple is uhm, freaky.

    Comment by ~JJ! on September 28, 2007
  4. You’d think a mother of 2 would know they needed to wear a bra. I guess that’s the least of her worries though.

    I think if I had to spend any amount of time with Tom Cruise that would be the permanent look on my face.

    Hmmm… can’t decide nose job or Photshop.

    Liam – good choice!

    Comment by jackie on September 28, 2007
  5. Ooh.. Liam Neeson. Very good taste!

    Comment by b*babbler on September 28, 2007
  6. Ooooh…. Qui Gon Jinn….

    (sorry, “Geek” moment there)

    Love Liam and his accent too.

    Comment by Maureen on September 28, 2007
  7. g’morning gal. ( !:))

    -britney – i feel so sorry for her. she’s been taken advantage of by the people who should have been there to take care of her.
    -ryan – is it just me, or did he look better before the nose job? or maybe it’s just the beard that’s throwing me off.
    -liam – hot, hot, hot!! (yay – my ‘! lethargy’ is officially over 🙂 )

    Comment by Tova on September 28, 2007
  8. What’s with Tom C.???

    I give you Liam (hot), and confess my sugar daddy (over 50 crush) goin’ with Pierce Brosnon…Yum!

    Comment by Nap Warden on September 28, 2007
  9. I had not heard that about Cruise & his bunker. Holy Cow! He & Britney need to get together. Their craziness gels.

    Comment by FENICLE on September 28, 2007
  10. I’m sorry, but I called Damian Rice first. And Katie Holmes is wearing the same face I am right now!
    Oh Tom Cruise. You are so freaky.

    Comment by Rebecca on September 28, 2007
  11. What? Nipples aren’t supposed to point down to the floor? Time to make a dr’s appt. Be back later. Ha. I’m kidding. My nipples are happy and healthy. And those blue contacts of hers…CREEPY. I’ve seen Halloween masks with prettier eyes. Yikes.

    Comment by Sassy on September 28, 2007
  12. Ha ha ha…I blogged that same Britney look at Famecrawler – we were howling!

    Comment by Karen Rani on September 28, 2007
  13. I’ve hated Sean Connery ever since he said it was sometimes necessary to hit a woman…or something to that effect.

    As far as The Over 50 Crush…William Shatner. Yummy.

    Comment by Stacy on September 28, 2007
  14. Maybe Brit Brit’s been practicing yoga. Downward facing nipple.

    Comment by Mrs. Chicky on September 28, 2007
  15. Shame on you Ali… you forgot one of the best accents ever and one of the hottest old geezers around… Patrick Stewart – Jean-Luc Picard. The captain Stubing of the starship Enterprise.

    Or did you leave him out on purpose?

    Comment by jasmine on September 28, 2007
  16. How is it that I live in Colorado and had no idea that Tom Cruise had a mansion here. Oh, wait…maybe I do know that. Is it in Aspen? Okay, I feel less stupid now.

    However, in other i’m-possibly-stupid news, I always thought it was L. Ron Hubbard. Is it Elron? I feel like I’m having to question all that I know to be true right now!

    Comment by Audrey on September 28, 2007
  17. Ryan Gosling is so hottt!! I’d do him 😉

    Comment by Bronnie on September 28, 2007
  18. ooh SNAP! I just realised you’re reading The Memory Keeper’s Daughter too!! I’m enjoying it so far, it started off slow though. You enjoy it?

    Comment by Bronnie on September 28, 2007
  19. Not only is her nipple headed south, so is she. She so just bizarre these days!! And I’m going to have to check out Damien Rice. That’s a new one for me.

    Comment by nicole on September 28, 2007
  20. It’s L. Ron Hubbard

    Comment by sandy on September 30, 2007
  21. I think said nipple may be a seam…


    ~~fairly certain it’s actually a nipple. check out the bigger version… – Ali

    Comment by Jen on September 30, 2007
  22. I agree with Fenicle. Tom and Britney should hook up.
    So. Much. Snark.

    Comment by Lisa on October 1, 2007
  23. What about Jimmy Smits? No love for Jimmy Smits?

    Comment by Sadie on October 1, 2007
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