How much food to make for company.
When it’s an appropriate time to turn on the air conditioning in the summer. See also: When it’s an appropriate time to turn on the heat in the winter.
If “Jeepers Creepers” is something grown adults should ever say in public. Or in private. Or ever.
How many times is too many to hit the snooze button.
How many photos a husband should take when his wife says, “Can you just take a photo of me real quick?”
How to properly navigate a grocery store.
Who should fill up the gas tank and whether or not the empty warning is just a suggestion.
The non-interview Howard Stern segments.
The special Chinese wi-fi that was supposed to change our lives.
Filling up a bean bag.
The importance of The Bachelor.
The stopping-at-Target rules for road trips.