~~~ Is it Courtney Love or Britney Spears? How sad is it when we can’t even tell??

~~~ Also, you can bid on Britney Spears’ badly written book report on Raymond’s Run. You can see all the details here.

~~~ Poor George Clooney. When he tried the chat-up line “Guess how old I am?” on an Italian babe, her answer came back: “Fifty?” The actor, a youthful 43, suggested she guess again, only to receive the reply: “Fifty-one?” ha!