Category: The Snark

Why I May Never Shower Again

It’s no secret that I am terrified to shower when I am home alone. I have mentioned the three things I will assume happens when I dare derobe and have the audacity to clean myself. The first is this: I always assume that there’s something at the door from UPS…

The Face Of A Show Quitter

I have been watching the last few episodes of Breaking Bad hiding mostly underneath a giant comforter shouting expletives and “OH MY HEAVENLY DAYS”-esque reactions at my television. Vince Gilligan has been knocking the back eight of this season out of the park. Seriously. Most shows tend to lose a…

Not Really Short On Anything Else

I am having zero luck with coffee today. This morning, I had a long fight with the wall hairdryer in my hotel room—oh it was a fight that I lost badly, resulting in a lovely hairstyle that looked a bit like a cross between a drunk Russell Crowe as a…