Category: The Husband

Questions for Daddy.

Once upon a time, I was implanted with a Mirena IUD. And once upon a time, it was the very best thing EVER. I mean, can you say no babies AND no periods? The only problem I had with it was, well, the lovely woman who put the sucker in…

The Day the Civic Died.

A long, long time ago… I can still remember How that civic almost made me smile lose my damn mind. And I knew if I had my chance That I could make that stick shift dance effing work. And, maybe, it’d possibly work for a while. But yesterday the engine…

Geriatric People Walking

We used to go out a lot. I mean, we had a live-in nanny for six years. If the kids were in bed and the nanny had no other plans…it was free babysitting. And that was back in the days when all three kids were in bed by 7:30. The…