November 21 06

winter is definitely here. this morning i wore my mitts. and i had to sit in my car and wait for the defrost to kick in so i could actually see out of the windows. some of the radio stations have already gone into Christmas music mode  (which, i’ll admit, i kinda like).

but the one thing that REALLY tells me that winter is here is the constant need for chapstick. and anyone who knows me knows that there is exactly only one kind that will do:

this is not the first time i’ve spoken about this. it’s probably not even the second.

see…the real kicker with this fantabulous chapstick is that they. don’t. sell. it. in. canada. they sell all the other chapsticks – the red one, the black one, the dark blue one. why not this one, i ask you?

so, each time i’m in the states, i stock up. i usually buy about 12 tubes. one for the car. one for the bedroom. one for each purse. one for the kitchen. the office. the car. the other car. so, pretty much, wherever i am, i don’t have to go searching for one.

well, that is, until now. last night i couldn’t find a single tube. i seriously went searching around my house like a soccer mom looking for her meth. i was crawling under beds. in closets. i was turning over couch pillows. i was a woman insane. and i couldn’t find any. my stash is officially gone.

and i’m not going to the states for another 5 weeks. 5 weeks?! this is so not going to work for me folks. is there anybody out there who wants to help feed my addiction? anyone who wants to send me some chapstick?

speaking of other crazy people…he…like the segueway there??!!…have you seen this video:


  1. I guess Kramer was tired of what was left of his career. What a jerk.
    I’ve never been to the States, so I’m no help.

    Comment by Rebecca on November 21, 2006
  2. You are a woman addicted! I like my chapstick too but I don’t really care what kind it is.

    I live in the states if you would like me to get some let me know. I would be happy to do it for you.

    Happy Winter!

    Comment by Jodi on November 21, 2006
  3. Duh! After I commented I realize you can probably purchase it online (if they sell to Canadians) I found it by searching here

    I am sure you could find many more websites that sell it too.

    Comment by Jodi on November 21, 2006
  4. I’m addicted to the dark green blistex, perhaps a good substitute in the meantime?

    I youtubed already this am .. I have to say that I’m very disgusted that he did that .. and whatever career he may have had after Seinfeld, gone. And to see Gerry on letterman wanting his buddy to get a chance to apologize, the look on Gerry’s face was like – he will never be hitting the stage again… sad sad…he went way way too far…

    Comment by Sarah on November 21, 2006
  5. Was that Kramer????Yikes. Poor thing. Did he get his ass kicked after that show? I’d like to see that video too…

    Chapstik has something in it that makes you addicted to it. I am the same way. I swear the producers of the product put some sort of meth/oxycontin in it or something to make you jones for it and buy 15 cases at a time…

    Comment by Janet a.k.a Wonder Mom on November 21, 2006
  6. I’ll send you some – I may even have a few tubes of the right kind in my personal stash.

    Comment by Beth on November 21, 2006
  7. do you ebay?

    that should do you for 2 winters!!

    Comment by Christine on November 21, 2006
  8. That is hilarious. If you can’t find it online, girl, I will send you some!

    I like Burt’s Bees myself, but I do that too– one in every coat, one in my purse, one in my nightstand, one in the coffee table drawer, etc…

    Comment by Sadie on November 21, 2006
  9. I’m so disappointed in Kramer….
    And, I know it’s winter because it took me 10 minutes to shut my garage (yes, it’s automatic…). Suckage!

    Comment by haley-o on November 21, 2006
  10. I’ll send it from sunny Florida where we don’t need such things. We’ll be like a women’s underground chapstick ring…I’ll be the mule!

    Comment by Di on November 22, 2006
  11. As a co-addict (though I am far less discriminating about brand – addict and slut!), I’d be honored to send you a fix.

    Comment by Vaguely Urban on November 22, 2006
  12. Now, he apologized but why didn’t he just check himself into rehab like everyone else who screwed up this year. That seems to make everyone forget.

    Comment by Chris on November 22, 2006
  13. oh my gawd. what a trainwreck!

    Comment by anne/crazymumma on November 22, 2006
  14. “like a soccer mom looking for her meth” OMG, you kill me!!!!!

    Comment by Stacie on November 22, 2006
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