Monthly Archives: August 2011

Un-Lonely Kind of Alone.

I’m full enjoying the single life. Well, let me rephrase. After speaking with my family and hearing about the superamazing time they are having on their east coast adventure, and being so envious and torn that I’m not there sharing the experience with them, I have allowed myself to make…

A Bachelorette Night in Reverse

Circa 10:30pm, in my bedroom. Found in between my tits. Circa 9:00pm, on the subway. A gaggle of nine teenagers who won’t shut up. They were all dressed the same, like waiters or musicians or private school students, in black bottoms and white button-down shirts. They were amidst a heated discussion about…

I Will Change Your Life, I Swear.

Even though my office is open-concept, with the exception of the few whose booming voices carry throughout the old building, the third floor is quiet; sometimes eerily so. I have become an excellent lip-reader and and excellent IMer, so as not to disturb the genius that is happening on Queen…