Monthly Archives: April 2011

My Mother’s Hoarding is Ruining My Street Cred

April 21, 2011 – 10:05 am

Sometimes it’s a little bit awesome that my mom is a hoarder. I mean, is there anything funnier that pulling out your jewelry box from 6th grade to discover the, um, treasures that are still hiding in there? Good god, there is nothing in there that is not a colossal embarrassment. There’s…

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Bloateous Maxmimus and the Scorching Case of the Passover Gut Rot…and Other Plagues.

April 20, 2011 – 8:46 am

Our two seders are over. I have not much to show for it, save for the smile on my face that expresses my delight that this won’t happen again for another year. Truth be told, though, all three of my children love the heck out of Passover. I guess there’s…

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The Sleep Training Project of 2011

April 18, 2011 – 8:04 am

I don’t know if you guys know this little fact, but my sister just recently moved to Australia. I know that you are the thinking the exact same thing that I am, “But ALI, how can she do this TO YOU?!” I mean, sure, she’s got a really great job…

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