will not drink the milk after the expiration date. (see also: yogurt) am the kind of girl who laughs at a funeral. (see also: other inappropriate times) am a sucker for a man with dimples. cannot leave someone a voicemail without sounding like a total tool. overuse the word awesome….
When I was little I was raised by this little thing called TELEVISION, you may have heard of it. It’s true. I had four working parents and so we were left in the capable hands of my maternal grandparents who spoke half-German, half-Yiddish, half-English (come on, it was the 80s,…
So, my story starts with this lovely, lovely camera that I have in my possession. She sure is pretty. When I tote it around with me, I feel like people are all, “oh look! A professional photographer!” even though, really, when I’m at the aquarium or the zoo or at…
