will not drink the milk after the expiration date. (see also: yogurt)
am the kind of girl who laughs at a funeral. (see also: other inappropriate times)
am a sucker for a man with dimples.
cannot leave someone a voicemail without sounding like a total tool.
overuse the word awesome.
love the smell of gasoline. And pumpkin.
am terrified of clowns. And masks. And children in horror movies.
think Franny and Zooey was J.D. Salinger’s best work.
hate feet, including my own.
will always order eggplant parmesan if it’s on the menu.
drink the same cup of coffee all morning, and occasionally will reheat it in the microwave. (see also: I am gross)
would rather eat the dough than the actual cookie.
*may* have teared up at the end of The Spy Next Door.
think Adrien Brody is kind of sexy.
have never been to Europe.
am on day 3 of my peanut M&M addiction detox. It’s not going well. At all.
am incredibly irritated when someone says Costco’s. It’s Costco. COSTCO, dammit.
cannot see why I would need to own an iPad…but I ABSOLUTELY NEED ONE, OMG.
love the words plethora, tryst, splendid, grace, exquisite, panache.
hate the words moist, goiter, soggy, orifice.
don’t know if I would be able to give up a physical book for a kindle.
scratch mosquito bites until they bleed.
still consider David Robinson to be my favorite basketball player ever.
would love to dye my hair red, but when I did it once in high school, it went horribly wrong and turned my hair purple.
have a thing for musicians.
have a thing for filmmakers.
have a thing for old sports cars.
should have majored in history.
think blue is the perfect color.
want to do dirty, dirty things to Jon Hamm. Even with his beard.
am currently digging The Swell Season. and Three Mile Pilot. and The Avett Brothers. and Noah and the Whale.
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