this was an actual conversation. “Joshua, get your hands out of your pants!” “Mommy, my penis has a bone!” oy. no more boys for me please.
i removed the photos. i got this email yesterday: Re: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline/Unauthorized Photographs Our File No.: 3265-26 Dear Sir/Madam: We are litigation counsel to Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and their infant son. We have become aware that certain photos of Ms. Spears, Mr. Federline and their newborn…
“Men are like snowstorms. You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.”
