September 21 04

Something to make you laugh today – brought to you courtesy of my good friend Orah, who can no longer comment on my blog….boo hoo.

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I
borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise.

4. Say, “Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”

5. Drop a marble and say, “Oh s#$@!! My glass eye!!”

6. Say “Damn, this water is cold.”

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe
into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet- Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, “Now how did that get there?”

9. Say, “Humus. Reminds me of humus.”

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under
the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, “Whoa! Easy boy!!”

11. Say,” Interesting….more sinkers than floaters”

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, “Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, please?

13. Say, “C’mon Mr. Happy! Don’t fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, “Boy, that sure looks like a maggot”

15. Say, “Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am
I gonna do?”

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your “Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can
see your neighbor and say, “Peek-a-boo!”

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing “Born Free”

  1. LMAO! I was in hysterics with #12! Thanks for the laugh this morning 🙂

    Comment by Anonymous on September 21, 2004
  2. ha-ha! me too. i actually just linked to it on my blog. i stopped at #14 because i couldn’t go on. lmao.

    Comment by Sam on September 25, 2004

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