Shopping at H&M is truly a humbling experience. And by humbling, I mean shitty on the ego. I’m not going to lie to you. When my size 2 body tries on a size 2 dress, that size 2 dress should be able to fit, or at least pull up over my thighs. I shouldn’t have to send the poor girl working the dressing rooms back for the 4. and then the 6. and then the 8. and when I could barely fit my body into the sausage casing that was the size 8, I realized that maybe there was something wrong here. Instead of sending the 14-year-old back to get me the 10, I gave up. I should NOT have to go up 4 entire sizes to be able to button something over my boobs, which really aren’t THAT big.
I am almost laughing H&M.
What I am laughing at, however, was watching Zac Efron donning a god-awful 1989 hairstyle dancing to Bust a Move in the Toronto Premiere of 17 Again last night (can you do me a favor and click this link? i mean, it’s worth it for you to click over if nothing else than to see a picture of the biggest, baddest bully of all time, Greg Tolan-slash-Johnny Lawrence…
but, there have been some problems with people being able to access it and it would really make me happy if you could let me know if you are able to access it. i could reward you with cookies? come on, everyone likes cookies!) seriously, y’all, it was worth seeing the movie just for that scene. Also, while we’re discussing Zac Efron and dancing movies, did you hear he’s doing the remake of Footloose? WHY ARE THEY REMAKING IT? it’s perfect just the way it is, in all its dated Kevin Bacon in his glory days glory. no?
also…there’s no way Zac Efron is going to agree to sporting the moose knuckle.
something else I am laughing at? Hurley and Miles discussing the LOST timeline. AND HURLEY USES A BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE.
oh my god. and they discuss the VERY question I asked on MamaPop last week because seriously you all, after LOST is over, I need to discuss it for days afterwards. I watch the episode, my brain starts to hurt, and then kristabella and I try to make sense of it all, and then I just have more questions for her and then my brain explodes. and then her brain explodes. and it’s a total bitch to clean up.