Him: What should I do for my Movember video this year? How do we top the Dexter video? Or the Very Hungry Caterpillar?

Me: I don’t understand why we are even discussing this. You basically ARE Ron Burgundy right now. I wonder if growing facial hair is Will Farrell’s superpower too. It’s like you just will your face to sprout hair and it happens.

Him: It’s a really cool party trick.

Me: Indeed.

Him: The ovary punching scene, obviously.

Me: Obviously. But wait! You do look an awful lot like Daniel Plainview right now.

Him: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Me: And Mario and Luigi too. And Aaron Rodgers. And basically every player on the Milwaukee Brewers in the early 1980s.

Him: And Freddie Mercury. And Magnum PI.

Me: We have enough material for many, many more Movembers.

Him: Lucky you.

Me: Yes. Lucky, lucky me.

And just like that.

This was born.

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I’d hate for the orange and white ensemble and me using the words “flavor saver” on camera to go to waste.