February 5, 2018 – 2:03 pm
If you ask Emily, she’s not the favorite. She feels overlooked. If you ask Josh, he’s not the favorite. He feels overlooked. If you ask Isabella, she’s not the favorite. She feels overlooked. If you have ever talked to a parent, been a parent, watched a television show about a…
February 9, 2016 – 7:19 pm
I — unapologetically — watch The Bachelor. {See also: all version of the show: The Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad, even the one where they go to paradise oh stop it} I would love to tell you that I watch it for the life lessons, but mostly I watch it because sometimes…
September 21, 2015 – 8:47 pm
I’m taking my puffer and the codeine-filled cough syrup every four hours as directed (I’m typically a rule follower by nature, although I never repeat in my lather and rinse routine) even though cherry-flavored anything makes me gag (except for Nibs because they really basically just taste like sugar plastic)…