Cheaper Than Therapy

*Blows the dust off of this screen* Tap, tap, tap. So, anything new happen since I last posted? Just jokes friends because OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. Are there any other words, honestly? The last time I posted was in June and my boy was graduating from high school. Since then, well, it seems like a million things happened and a…
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In June 2006, my boy walked across his classroom in a paper hat and yarn tassel to officially become a junior kindergarten graduate. I cried, of course. He loved Star Wars, LEGO, The Packers, Superman and cereal. He hoped to become a superhero when he grew up. In June 2016, my boy walked across a room in a navy fedora and red…
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Welcome to BonkersLand, folks, where if you find yourself with toilet paper or kosher chicken you are a golden god. BonkersLand, where my germophobic last 41.5 years have fully prepared me for this because I have been trying not to touch my face for at least 15 years and have had stores of lysol wipes and hand sanitizer in every…
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For a chronic oversharer,  — Yes. It’s true. OMG, today I gave a ride to two people with whom I work peripherally, but barely know at all — it’s a long story but we were going to the same off-site meeting — and when they got into my car I apologized (of course I did) for the tampons that were strewn…
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Things that still give me anxiety even with the anti-anxiety medication: Being late.  My elderly dog, who is now completely blind and terrified of the steps in our home. Finding parking downtown.  Things that do not give me anxiety with the anti-anxiety medication: Dancing in front of people. Coronavirus. The COYOTE SITUATION. It’s funny, what this anxiety medication has given me…
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