December 15, 2015 – 2:19 pm
So, here’s a thing that happened. Isabella brought home a 2/10 on a math test. I was surprised. She was surprised. We were all surprised. “I really thought I knew how to do long division, Mama,” she cried. “I really did.” And so did I. She was doing pretty…
December 13, 2015 – 6:01 pm
Recently, a friend said, with what I think was not a hint of irony or sarcasm: You’re basically like an octopus. It’s a compliment, right? It’s totally a compliment — it means my eight tentacles and I are constantly able to do a lot of stuff. Right? {Want to…
December 7, 2015 – 10:15 pm
One day, I would like to live in a world where I press print and my printer *just* prints. We are a mere days away from the year two thousand and sixteen. I can scan a document from my scanner app on my smartphone and email it to someone halfway…
