Author Archives: Ali

It’s September folks!!

and that means that it’s back to school time!! I love everything about back-to-school….even now, when i am no longer going back to school. I love buying school supplies and new fall clothing. I love the feel of a new daily planner and notebooks that haven’t been written in yet….

“Couch-bound woman’s death raises questions”

umm….ya think? my first question is how the f#$%^k does a woman get so fat that she actually becomes part of her couch? I’d like to thank my friend Howie for showing me that morbid obesity is NOT a laughing matter 🙂

I got me a carpool

Daniel : Can’t one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek? Mrs. Miller : He’s 88. Daniel : So he’ll drive real slow. Mrs. Miller : He’s had three strokes. Daniel : But never while driving. oh, happy day. my carpool woes have come to an end….