Last week I was in the shower using my coconut-scented body wash and my tangerine-scented shampoo when I noticed thing sort of lump-like thing on my side. “WHAT IS THIS?” I asked myself, but only really began panicking and sweating when I discovered another equally foreign mass growing on the…
October 18, 2012 – 9:00 am
I’m sitting at my desk right now, giggling my fool head off. And no, it’s not because of the German in the speedo who jumped on the ice. Well, maybe it is a wee bit. Mein arsch! But mostly it’s because, like out of some sort of romcom, my life…
August 17, 2012 – 6:00 am
It may have been the Olympics. I’m not entirely sure, actually. But I think it was. But over the last few weeks there has been this *thing* that was just nagging at me. It was like a sore on the roof of your mouth. You know, the kind you get…