So, yesterday I took my 3-year-old to buy new shoes. She was incredible (and why not….girls learn about the wonder of new shoes very early on in life). Until she saw the gaudy, pink-flowered light-up shoes that i was NOT buying under any circumstances. But, I talked her out of buying them and we opted for 2 pairs of more tasteful shoes.
After we were done, she said, “Mommy, I can’t wait to show Daddy my brand new shoes!”
I said, “Well, first we have to go food shopping and then we can go home.”
and she proceeded to say, “Food shopping? What the hell?”
no joke. these were her words.