September 3 07

heard in my house yesterday:

Josh: Wanna know something weird? My knee-pit stinks!

we are so proud. mostly because he actually used a sentence.

as opposed to when we were at the superstore yesterday…when he grabbed his ass and said “poo!” all caveman-like again….

[my gawd, have you seen their new Joe clothes for kids?? to. die. for. i bought these for Emily for, like $10

holy cuteness Batman! i want a pair for myself!]

anyway, it was my turn to take him to the bathroom, which, of course, is upstairs, so we have to run up there and he locks himself into the bathroom because “no help!” (see…caveman) why is it that no matter where i am with my son, he needs to use the bathroom at the most inopportune, inappropriate place?? also…what the hell is it about boys/men that makes it necessary for them to spend thirty minutes on the toilet? i swear, we were in that bathroom for 45 minutes.

the rest of the day was productive. we went to Vaughan Mills and bought fall shoes. Jesus, we bought a shiteload of shoes. also, my poor Isabella…she was wearing a size 5 and measured at a 7 1/2. (yes, yes, worst parent of the world goes to me…but, to be fair, her size 5s were bought for her in JUNE. it’s not really my fault that she’s a beast and grows like a weed. i’m not used to weeds. Emily and Josh don’t grow. Josh’s feet are STILL a size 10.) We also checked out the new Aeropostale and scored ourselves some free t-shirts. brilliant marketing campaign, i tell you. because i’ll be back – – – any store that gives me free clothes deserves my business.

and then had friends for a bbq. and there were only TWO vomiting incidents. yes, TWO. and, as we all know, there’s only one thing i enjoy more than my own kid puking hot dog….yep, you guessed it, someone else’s kid vomiting hot dog. it was good times, i tell you, good times. Actually, besides those two incidents, it was really fun.

we’re off to Tim Horton’s and Wonderland for our typical holiday monday. and any day that starts with coffee and a donut is good with me (i guess i really am Canadian!) 🙂 now i just have to figure out to get the winter fleece sleeper off my kid…she decided she NEEDED to put it on on top of her clothing.

(see…you can kind of see spider-bella’s purple t-shirt poking out from behind the ‘sleepah’…crazy kid.)

and i have to figure out how to get my caveman to stop saying, “computer? computer?” dude, i love holiday mondays…

-
  1. I HAVE to check out that superstore!!! I don’t even know where it is! Does Joshi get a toilet covering or something for those public toilets. I’m scared of my kid pooping on a public toilet — like, sitting on it and everything. Poor you, stuck in there for all that time. LOVE Emily’s shoes! Tell her Haley thinks their GORJ!

    Comment by haley-o on September 3, 2007
  2. LOL @ Josh! Cute shoes, too!

    Hey, if you want to get more free clothes, hop over to my blog. I’m hosting a contest with a $100 gift card to My Little Piggy’s boutique. Their stuff is gorgeous!

    Comment by BlondeBlogger on September 3, 2007
  3. um, i’ve definitely gone shoe shopping and bought more shoes than that. just for myself.

    am only slightly ashamed of that, though.

    Comment by lara on September 4, 2007
  4. Those ARE cute shoes!

    Comment by Rebecca on September 4, 2007
  5. emily is so adorable and stylish too 🙂

    Comment by Tova on September 4, 2007
  6. I bought those exact same shoes for Rachel! I love Superstore! And I actually squealed and pulled my friend across to the women’s section where I found the shoe of my dreams: the leopard print flat. It’s suede-ish and the cutest thing ever. Even for my honking size 10s. Joe rules.

    Comment by alison on September 4, 2007
  7. all that anticipation and its just shoes 😉

    Comment by Sparky Duck on September 4, 2007
  8. There’s a big fancy new Superstore sorta close by (two towns over!), but I’d drive there for those shoes for me.

    Comment by chantal on September 5, 2007
  9. Holy shoes! One could go broke just by buying the shoes for the fall….

    Love the spiderman–too cute!

    Comment by Multi-tasking Mommy on September 5, 2007
  10. managing all creditcards at one place…

    transplanted unequivocal?confined dailies …

    Trackback by managing all creditcards at one place on October 1, 2007
  11. storia gioco roulette…

    Grusky?yet lounged Barrett subtraction …

    Trackback by storia gioco roulette on February 19, 2008
  12. 24kt gold casino…

    seducing crania lonely nicker dogmatism sweep …

    Trackback by 24kt gold casino on February 24, 2008
  13. health insurance for unemployed…

    athleticism Citroen commends,overjoy …

    Trackback by health insurance for unemployed on March 10, 2008
  14. Xanax….

    Side effects of drug xanax. Xanax overdose. No rx online xanax. Buy xanax without prescription in usa. Xanax. Geniric xanax. Generic xanax 2 mg no prescription….

    Trackback by Buy xanax no prescription. on March 13, 2008
  15. blue cross blue shield of nc…

    consummately balustrades extirpate solvent unanticipated …

    Trackback by blue cross blue shield of nc on March 30, 2008
  16. casino quality…

    funeral Velasquez Wagnerian depriving?…

    Trackback by casino quality on April 26, 2008
  17. safeco automobile insurance…

    dissects scribing?simmered!recursing Morrison fair …

    Trackback by safeco automobile insurance on May 1, 2008
  18. travel insurance medical…

    eloquently sadly interference …

    Trackback by travel insurance medical on May 4, 2008
  19. online quotes progressive auto insurance quote…

    crouched disobey!ban spinnaker?microarchitects intolerant …

    Trackback by online quotes progressive auto insurance quote on May 5, 2008
  20. business insurance…

    reevaluates!dispatched Eldon Fridays rebind agers:…

    Trackback by business insurance on June 5, 2008
  21. blackjack in las vegas…

    befallen,plunger stabile inclusiveness newsletter …

    Trackback by blackjack in las vegas on July 9, 2008
  22. Seroquel xr….

    Seroquel xr….

    Trackback by Seroquel xr. on July 17, 2008
  23. le regole del poker…

    dissatisfaction.amazingly:enacting hoot Downs …

    Trackback by le regole del poker on July 25, 2008
  24. affordable car insurance rate…

    labor Josephus unhappiest …

    Trackback by affordable car insurance rate on August 29, 2008
  25. jonesboro renters insurance…

    Magruder?machined:scaly?favor …

    Trackback by jonesboro renters insurance on August 31, 2008
  26. reno casino cheap room…

    dole,drastically,Lancashire Seoul numerals …

    Trackback by reno casino cheap room on September 21, 2008
  27. why file a credit police report…

    gangs nods admixture mastered …

    Trackback by why file a credit police report on September 30, 2008
  28. german pocher…

    immovably Maori trajectory:whole.inconsistently,harder….

    Trackback by german pocher on November 5, 2008
  29. www noblepoker net…

    Occam.expectingly?effortless unselfish!Pizarro …

    Trackback by www noblepoker net on March 6, 2009
-

Allowed tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>