Monthly Archives: May 2013

I’m the 49%

I slept for 12 straight hours last night. You can go ahead and be jealous, I understand how much of a gift that was. Truthfully, though, I’ll let you behind my great and powerful curtain and let you in on a secret—it wasn’t as glamorous as it sounds. I had…

My Kryptonite

I have trouble with compliments. They are basically my kryptonite. Ali, I’m so proud of you. OH MY GOD WHY? Ali, I love your nose, it’s so adorable. WHAT?! It’s completely asymmetrical and weird. Ali, that dress looks so great on you! Yeah, well, it’s because I’m super great at…

I’m Pretty Sure I’m A Vegetarian Now

I know I might have done my husband a slight disservice by announcing to the world how over-the-top wonderful he is. I mean, he hunts down Kelly Ripa’s Valentino dresses. But he does other things, less exciting (and expensive) things for me on a daily basis that I really mostly…