Monthly Archives: March 2011

Mistaken Identity, The Purim Carnival Version

Hey…remember that time I got dressed up as Lady Gaga for, like, absolutely no reason other than to take a self-portrait in the mirror? No? Let me refresh your memory and scare you a little bit this morning. I warned you. Well, anyway, the whole point of this story is…

Hey, Star Magazine. Here’s What You Can Do With Your CELLULITE SHOCKERS!

I like celebrities. I like reading about them. I like writing about them. I mean, hell, I even write an entire column devoted to them. But, you guys, there’s a line I don’t like to cross. You see, I like to sit down and chat with celebrities when they want…

What Curveballs?

Oh, curveball. It sure has been a while since you’ve shown your ugly face, hasn’t it? But, I guess it’s my mistake for allowing myself to be blissfully happy without waiting for the other shoe to drop. And while it dropped heavily this week and really threw me for an…