Monthly Archives: May 2010

Perfectly Perfect Park Wear

I’m the pick-your-battles type. Which is why I didn’t even bat an eyelash when Isabella requested to go to the park dressed like this…. Not one eyelash. I mean, it’s not really any different than when she went out for milkshakes wearing her Snow White costume. Or when she went…

My Daughter, the Dirt

I can’t say “Are you fondue worthy?” without having visions of Elaine discussing spongeworthy-ness but, you know, with my weird food issues, this is an actual concern. Fondue, like chocolate fountains, is just one of those things I tend to avoid. It’s the type of thing that shows up at…

Nothing Tastes as Good as Saying I Quit Feels. No, Wait, That’s Not Right…

Most people are really good at telling you what they are, well, not-so-good at. It’s really easy for me to tell you that when I sing, birds explode. I will most willingly tell you that you don’t ever want to see me dance. I waste money at Target! Sometimes I’m…