Monthly Archives: May 2007

“you’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do”

May 31, 2007 – 10:30 am

what i tell people is that i’m a wee bit of a hypochondriac. what i am, actually, is fucking bat-shit crazy. stomach ache? ulcer. arm hurts? heart attack. headache? brain tumor. lower abdominal pain? ectopic pregnancy. rash? lupus. stiff neck? meningitis fingers hurting? arthritis. so, as soon as i started having…

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6-year-old humor

May 30, 2007 – 6:08 am

sometimes there just are no words and if you’re dying to know where we were coming home from, check out my post on Fabulous today. I took Emily on a special date to have dinner with an old school friend.

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“yeah…what the hell is goofy??”

May 29, 2007 – 6:13 am

As long as there will be children’s television programming, there will be the parental eternal questions… …why is Caillou bald?? seriously…his 2-year-old sister Rosie has a full head of hair! …why did they make Dora’s dad look like a serious pedophile? …where the hell are Max and Ruby’s parents? there’s…

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