Monthly Archives: August 2004

“Couch-bound woman’s death raises questions”

umm….ya think? my first question is how the f#$%^k does a woman get so fat that she actually becomes part of her couch? I’d like to thank my friend Howie for showing me that morbid obesity is NOT a laughing matter 🙂

I got me a carpool

Daniel : Can’t one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek? Mrs. Miller : He’s 88. Daniel : So he’ll drive real slow. Mrs. Miller : He’s had three strokes. Daniel : But never while driving. oh, happy day. my carpool woes have come to an end….

Happy Birthday, Wonderbra!

The wonderbra is 10 years old! in 1994, a wonderbra was sold every 15 minutes. I will admit it, I’m a big fan. The statistics say that Americans spend 5 million dollars a year on bras, which is the state of New Hampshire’s budget for an entire year! I don’t…