Monthly Archives: July 2004

Non-living things have a Gender too…

This came from my friend Christine. It’s hilarious. 1) Ziploc Bags — They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers — They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive…

I Found It! I Found It!

I’m such a detective! After remembering that the store next door to the store where i first spotted those two books was called Quotations, i found the number on yellowpages.com and called them to get the number of the store next door, Main Street Ltd. Then i called them and…

no hand washing, no shoes, no thank you…

Okay…I just watched someone come out of a bathroom stall at work and NOT WASH HER HANDS! Gross. It’s almost as bad as the first week I started working here and I saw a woman’s feet in the stall next to mine…And she wasn’t wearing any shoes!!! Last week I…