Category: The Snark

On Footloose and Footloose 2: Electric Boogaloo

March 19, 2012 – 10:00 am

My sister and I were raised by movies. The movies that made dancing dirty, made the artsy, offbeat boys sexy, made the foreign exchange students hilarious. The movies that made skipping school easy, made detention an awesome way to spend a Saturday, made it possible to make a person with…

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This Calls For a Brand-New WTF Face.

March 15, 2012 – 9:22 am

The name of my children’s school flashes across the call display. My heart immediately skips a beat. Who is hurt? Who needs me? What happened? I try to put on a brave face and my best Mama Bear voice. Only what squeaks out it a much more timid and terrified…

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H&M is…Confusing

March 9, 2012 – 7:57 am

Fact. I weigh under 110 pounds. Fact. Most of my jeans are a size 24. Fact. Most of my tops are an xs, on account of the lack of, um, anything in the cleavage department. Fact. I am 5’1. And a bit. When I am wearing shoes. Fact. I’m little….

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