Category: The Snark

About Tweets Falling in the Forest. Or Something.

I’m pretty sure I’m doing Twitter wrong. Much like the ever-so philosophical question about trees falling in the forest and no one being around to hear it…one could ask If you tweet and no one responds to it… …was it even awesome at all? I think about this a lot….

My Secret Superpower

My sense of smell these days, you guys. I swear to god, if I didn’t absolutely/positively/without any possible room for doubt KNOW for sure that I wasn’t pregnant, you might be able to convince me that I was pregnant. (I am not.) But right now? Everything smells. The world is…

Obviously, I’m Just One of Those Famous Minute-born Suckers.

My two oldest are ferociously eyes deep in The Hunger Games–one is reading the paperback version and one is reading the Kobo version. I promised I’d take them to see the movie once they have both finished. This is how I get  my daughter to read. I bribe her. I am…