February 12, 2016 – 9:41 am
I had pizza for dinner. Two lovely slices of plain cheese pizza. And I may have purred a little bit. I have recently been making some changes to how I eat (because oh my god I know I haven’t shut up about it but it’s been pretty all-consuming since I…
February 9, 2016 – 7:19 pm
I — unapologetically — watch The Bachelor. {See also: all version of the show: The Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad, even the one where they go to paradise oh stop it} I would love to tell you that I watch it for the life lessons, but mostly I watch it because sometimes…
January 26, 2016 – 11:27 am
I send my friend Leigh a lot of selfies, but usually I’m making a crazy face, or I have a face full of yesterday’s makeup, or I’m picking my nose, or I’m actually only pretending to take a selfie, but I’m really taking a photo of the man behind me…