Author Archives: Ali

Miss Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks….

okay, so my friend Orah tells me that she can’t get the stupid Ashlee Simpson song out of her head…i can’t get the stupid Paris Hilton song out of my head, and it’s not even the whole song…it’s just the one line that they keep playing over and over again…

Blinded by the light….

…i’m pretty sure this is one of the most famous songs with misheard lyrics. wrapped up like a douche another roller in the night. or revved up like a douche-bag or a runner in the night. or wrapped up by Venusians in the middle of the night. or wrapped up…

Morning Movie Quote

“That’s all we got, one goddamn hit?” “You can’t say goddamn on the air.” “Don’t worry, nobody is listening anyway.” “I’ve never heard of half of these guys and the ones I do know are way past their prime.” “Most of these guys never had a prime.” “This guy here…