Author Archives: Ali

Hydrate, you fool

July 23, 2004 – 11:05 am

I don’t think I’m drinking enough water. I just read this whole article about how drinking a ton of water will help speed up your metabolism, and goodness knows, that’s what’s I need….some good ole metabolism boosting. I swear, I can eat 800 calories every day for a week and…

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I’m wetter than a seal in a water factory

July 22, 2004 – 11:56 am

I don’t even know what this means, but i remember reading it somewhere and getting a good laugh out of it. Well…regardless…i’m wet. i sure am happy that i blew my hair dry this morning…(and, yes, that was sarcasm, in case you weren’t able to pick up on that..) I…

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Morning Movie Quote

July 22, 2004 – 10:07 am

Since I couldn’t pick only one Mallrats quote…I’ve included 3 of my favorites. “I have always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday when you asked me to do a striptease to the theme from Mighty Mouse, I said okay. When we were at that hotel on…

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