1) Monica Lewinsky, while on the Larry King show, never said, “I’ve learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me.” 2) The movie Fargo was not based on a true story. That was a joke made up by the Coen brothers. 3) You will not…
…look at me…in a nutshell…(had to throw some Austin Powers in there. See, i told you, there’s an Austin Powers quote for every situation…) whew. i’m pooped. long weekends are great because i don’t have to go to work and i get to spend an extra day at home with…
When Josh turned on the tv on saturday afternoon, the show that was on was some nature show about killer whales eating penguins. I was very nervous that Emily was going to be traumatized from this. Instead, she turns to us in complete delight and says, “Daddy, the killer whale…
