Okay…so, I don’t eat properly with my fork and knife. The “European way” is cutting with your knife in your right hand and eating with your fork in your left hand. no swtiching hands to eat. Tines on the fork are pointed downward towards the plate. The “American way” is…

i don’t even know what that means, but last night on my way home from Joe and Stephanie’s wedding, i saw this huge billboard for a volkswagon that said, “hold on to your shnitzel” and i couldn’t stop laughing. fine, i was a little on the drunk side, well, maybe…