okay…so i’m packaging up a fed ex envelope to send out and i read this warning on the envelope: do not send liquids, blood, or fluids in this package. What the hell?? do you think they really need a disclaimer like that?
Goldmember : Would you like a shmoke und a pancake? Austin Powers : A what? Goldmember : A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a kipe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Then there ish no pleashing…
I will never again have to hear the word Habibi come out of Mirna’s mouth, now that she and her cousin Charla have been Philiminated in what might have been the most emotional elimination ever (Phil was crying…wuss). Oh my lordy, I swear I wanted to punch her in the…
