Author Archives: Ali

Breaking News!!

Tinkerbell has been found and has been returned safely to her owner, Paris Hilton. Thanks heavens. Now i can finally rest easy.

I’m Fumbling Towards Ecstasy

Wow…i’m almost speechless. Almost. I saw Sarah Mclachlan with my friend Sharon at the Molson Amphitheatre last night. Besides the fact that I hadn’t realized that this venue was OUTSIDE and froze my ass off, I enjoyed every single second of the show, from the opening act, Butterfly Boucher (which…

Pica, you say

I just came across this story. it’s both really really sad and really really amusing to me at the same time. A 62-year-old man went into the emergency room of Cholet General Hospital in western France in 2002. He had a history of major psychiatric illness, was suffering from stomach…