Author Archives: Ali

Ashlee Simpson vs. Talkatoo Cockatoo

I got this from winnerofthesat The fact that Ashlee Simpson looks way too much like Talkatoo Cockatoo from Zoobilee Zoo gives me yet another reason to dislike the ugly Simpson sister. as if i really needed a reason. i can’t understand how people can think that this person is hot…

To get us into the festive holiday mood…

a little throwback to the good ole bar/bat mitzvah days note: i don’t know these people, but i do think I had that Benetton shirt…I wouldn’t dare post my own batmitzvah pictures, for fear of ridicule. Instead, I’d rather take a moment to ridicule us all. The big poofy dresses,…

Oh, Herbal Essences…what have you done?

Please, my dear readers, take note. Do not, under any circumstances, home highlight. Yes, Herbal Essences makes a home highlighting kit. And yes, the commercials might be enticing. Why spend 80 dollars to get your hair professionally highlighted, when for $11, you can do it at home???!! I will give…