Author Archives: Ali

Bush is a dink…

take one.

2 stories of the day!!

The first is unintentionally hilarious: I was at Starbucks yesterday behind this old woman (i would guess in her 80’s). she looks at me and smiles. I smile back. Then she looks at me again. and smiles. then she looks at the cashier, then back at me, then back at…

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So, it’s 12:00 and I just got into the office for the day. for the past two nights, I have not gotten any sleep. Why, you may ask? Well, it’s because for two nights in a row, Emily has woken up in absolute agony because her ‘gina was hurting her…